# Read the first page of The Grownup by Gillian Flynn Read the opening of The Grownup by Gillian Flynn free, no signup. A small-time con artist and aura-reader takes on a haunted-house client. - Page: https://uncovered.ink/read/the-grownup-gillian-flynn - Genre: Thrillers - Year: 2015 - ISBN: 9780804188982 - Read it blind (cover and title hidden): https://uncovered.ink/?b=9780804188982&s=read-page - Buy: https://bookshop.org/a/125786/9780804188982 - Borrow: https://search.worldcat.org/search?q=9780804188982 ## The opening I didn't stop giving hand jobs because I wasn't good at it. I stopped giving hand jobs because I was the best at it. For three years, I gave the best hand job in the tristate area. The key is to not overthink it. If you start worrying about technique, if you begin analyzing rhythm and pressure, you lose the essential nature of the act. You have to mentally prepare beforehand, and then you have to stop thinking and trust your body to take over. Basically, it's like a golf swing. I jacked men off six days a week, eight hours a day, with a break for lunch, and I was always fully booked. I took two weeks of vacation every year, and I never worked holidays, because holiday hand jobs are sad for everyone. So over three years, I’m estimating that comes to about 23,546 hand jobs. So don’t listen to that bitch Shardelle when she says I quit because I didn’t have the talent. I quit because when you give 23,546 hand jobs over a three-year period, carpal tunnel syndrome is a very real thing. I came to my occupation honestly. Maybe “naturally” is the better word. I’ve never done much honestly in my life. I was raised in the city by a one-eyed mother (the opening line of my memoir), and she was not a nice lady. She didn’t have a drug problem or a drinking problem, but she did have a working problem. She was the laziest bitch I ever met. Twice a week, we’d hit the streets downtown and beg. But because my mom hated being upright, she wanted to be strategic about the whole thing. Get as much money in as little time possible, and then go home and eat Zebra Cakes and watch arbitration-based reality court TV on our broken mattress amongst the stains. (That’s what I remember most about my childhood: stains. I couldn’t tell you the color of my mom’s eye, but I could tell you the stain on the shag carpet was a deep, soupy brown, and the stains on the ceiling were burnt orange and the stains on the wall were a vibrant hungover-piss yellow.) My mom and I would dress the part. She had a pretty, faded cotton dress, threadbare but screaming of decency. She put me in whatever I’d grown out of. We’d sit on a bench and target the right people to beg off. It’s a fairly simple scheme. First choice is an out-of-town church bus. In-town church people, they’ll just send you to the church. Out of town, they usually have to help, especially a one-eyed lady with a sad-faced kid. Second choice is women in sets of two. (Solo women can dart away too quickly; a pack of women is too hard to wrangle.) Third choice is a single woman who has that open look. You know it: The same woman you stop to ask for directions or the time of day, that’s the woman we ask for money. Also youngish men with beards or guitars. Don’t stop men in suits: That cliché is right, they’re all assholes. Also skip the thumb rings. I don’t know what it is, but men with thumb rings never help. The ones we picked? We didn’t call them marks, or prey or victims. We called them Tonys, because my dad was named Tony and he could never say no to anyone (although I assume he said no to my mom at least once, when she asked him to stay). ## Books with a similar feel - [The Therapist by B.A. Paris](https://uncovered.ink/read/the-therapist-b-a-paris.md) - [Wrong Place Wrong Time by Gillian McAllister](https://uncovered.ink/read/wrong-place-wrong-time-gillian-mcallister.md) - [The Red Hunter by Lisa Unger](https://uncovered.ink/read/the-red-hunter-lisa-unger.md) - [Into the Water by Paula Hawkins](https://uncovered.ink/read/into-the-water-paula-hawkins.md) - [The Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen](https://uncovered.ink/read/the-surgeon-tess-gerritsen.md) - [The Whistler by John Grisham](https://uncovered.ink/read/the-whistler-john-grisham.md) --- Source: Uncovered (https://uncovered.ink). A short sample shown for reading and discovery. Rights holders can request removal at https://uncovered.ink/takedown.