# Read the first page of The Devils by Joe Abercrombie Read the opening of The Devils by Joe Abercrombie free, no signup. A hapless monk leads a band of monsters on a holy mission. - Page: https://uncovered.ink/read/the-devils-joe-abercrombie - Genre: Fantasy - Year: 2025 - ISBN: 9781250880062 - Read it blind (cover and title hidden): https://uncovered.ink/?b=9781250880062&s=read-page - Buy: https://bookshop.org/a/125786/9781250880062 - Borrow: https://search.worldcat.org/search?q=9781250880062 ## The opening It was the fifteenth of Loyalty, and Brother Diaz was late for his audience with Her Holiness the Pope. "God damn it," he fretted as his scarcely moving carriage was buffeted by a procession of wailing flagellants, their backs streaked with blood and their faces with tears of rapture, whipping themselves along beneath a banner that read simply, "Repent." What one was called upon to repent of wasn't specified. Everyone's got something, don't they? "God damn it." It might not have been numbered among the Twelve Virtues, but Brother Diaz had always prided himself on his punctuality. He'd allowed a full five hours to get from his hostelry to his interview, sure that would leave him with at least two to piously admire the statues of the senior saints before the Celestial Palace. It was said all roads in the Holy City led there, after all. Only now it seemed all roads in the Holy City led around and around in chilly circles crawling with an unimaginable density of pilgrims, prostitutes, dreamers, schemers, relic-buyers, indulgence-dealers, miracle-seekers, preachers and fanatics, tricksters and swindlers, prostitutes, thieves, merchants and moneylenders, soldiers and thugs, an astonishing quantity of livestock on the hoof, cripples, prostitutes, crippled prostitutes, had he mentioned the prostitutes? They outnumbered the priests some twenty to one. Their glaring presence at the blessed heart of the Church, screeching smoking come-ons and displaying goosefleshed extremities to the uncaring cold, was shocking, of course, disgraceful, undoubtedly, but also stirred desires Brother Diaz had hoped long buried. He was obliged to adjust his habit and turn his eyes heavenwards. Or at any rate towards the jolting ceiling of his carriage. That sort of thing was what had got him in trouble in the first place. “God damn it!” He dragged down the window and stuck his head into the frosty air. The cacophony of hymns and solicitation, of barter and pleas for forgiveness—and the stench of woodsmoke, cheap incense, and a nearby fish market—were both instantly tripled, leaving him unsure whether to cover his ears or his nose while he screamed at the driver. “I’m going to be late!” “Wouldn’t surprise me.” The man spoke with weary resignation, as though a disinterested bystander and not charging an exorbitant fee to convey Brother Diaz to the most important appointment of his life. “It’s Saint Aelfric’s Day, Brother.” “And?” “His relics have been hoisted up the steeple of the Church of the Immaculate Appeasement and displayed to the needy. They’re said to cure the gout.” That explained all the limps, canes, and wheeled chairs in the crowds. Couldn’t it have been scrofula, or persistent hiccups, or some malady that left the afflicted capable of flinging themselves out of the path of a speeding carriage? “Is there no other route?” Brother Diaz screeched over the gabble. “Hundreds.” The driver directed a limp shrug at the swarming crowds. “But it’s Saint Aelfric’s Day everywhere.” The bells for midday prayers were starting to echo over the city, beginning with a desultory dingle or two from the roadside shrines, mounting to a discordant clangour as each chapel, church, and cathedral added its own frantic peals, jockeying to hook the pilgrims through their doors, onto their pews, and up to their collection plates. The carriage lurched on, flooding Brother Diaz with relief, then immediately lurched to a halt, plunging him into despair. Not far away two ragged priests from competing beggar-orders had been cranked up in telescopic pulpits, swaying perilously above the crowd with a groaning of tortured machinery, spraying spit as they argued viciously over the exact meaning of the Saviour’s exhortation to civility. “God damn it!” All that work undermining his brothers at the monastery. All that trouble preventing the abbot’s mistresses from finding out about each other. All his bragging about being summoned to the Holy City, singled out as special, marked for a great future. ## Books with a similar feel - [Wait for You by J. Lynn](https://uncovered.ink/read/wait-for-you-j-lynn.md) - [Gallant by V. E. Schwab](https://uncovered.ink/read/gallant-v-e-schwab.md) - [The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin](https://uncovered.ink/read/the-fifth-season-n-k-jemisin.md) - [Black Swan, White Raven by Ellen Datlow](https://uncovered.ink/read/black-swan-white-raven-ellen-datlow.md) - [Hemlock & Silver by T. 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