# Read the first page of Big Swiss by Jen Beagin Read the opening of Big Swiss by Jen Beagin free, no signup. A therapist's transcriptionist becomes obsessed with an anonymous client's voice. - Page: https://uncovered.ink/read/big-swiss-jen-beagin - Genre: Literary fiction - Year: 2023 - ISBN: 9781982153083 - Read it blind (cover and title hidden): https://uncovered.ink/?b=9781982153083&s=read-page - Buy: https://bookshop.org/a/125786/9781982153083 - Borrow: https://search.worldcat.org/search?q=9781982153083 ## The opening Greta called her Big Swiss because she was tall and from Switzerland, and often dressed from top to toe in white, the color of surrender. Her blond hair was as fine as dandelion dander and looked like it might fly off her head in a stiff breeze. She had a gap between her two front teeth, but none of the easy charm that usually came with it, and her pale blue eyes were of the penetrating, cult-leader variety. She turned heads wherever she went, including the heads of infants and dogs. Her beauty was like Switzerland itself—stunning but sterile—and her Teutonic stoicism made the people around her seem like emotional libertines or, to use a more psychiatric term, total fucking basket cases. But most of this was pure speculation on Greta’s part—she’d never actually met Big Swiss in person and probably never would. Nor had she ever traveled to Switzerland. She’d seen pictures, though, and it didn’t look like a real place. Big Swiss, however, was very real. Greta knew her by her initials (FEW), her date of birth (5-23-90), her client ID (233), and her voice, which was low and loud and a little sad. Perhaps because Big Swiss was so deadpan, and because Greta couldn’t see her face, her voice conjured a bunch of random crap. Such as a dog’s nipples. Such as wet pine needles. Such as Greta herself, hiding in a closet, surrounded by mink coats. Otherwise, it had a distinct tactile quality Greta approved of. It was a voice you could snag your sweater on, or perhaps chip one of your teeth, but it was also sweet enough to suck on, to sleep with in your mouth. Currently, Big Swiss was talking about her aura, which would’ve been unbearable in any other voice. Apparently, according to Big Swiss, auras varied not only in color but also in size, and hers was “the size of a barge.” It entered rooms before she did and you either got out of the way or were mowed down—your choice. Big Swiss suffered, as well. Her aura prevented her from spending more than twenty minutes in a room with low ceilings, and she could never in a million years live in a basement. She felt uncomfortable with anything near her face, including other people’s faces. She slept without a pillow. She disliked umbrellas. On a separate note, she couldn’t eat anything unless it was drowning in hot sauce, or some other intense condiment, such as Gentleman’s Relish, which contained anchovy paste. She put salt on everything, even oranges. She had trouble being in her body in general, which was why she liked to be roughed up by the elements and was always either sunburned, windblown, or damp from the rain. “Your aura is giving me a head injury?” Greta would’ve said, had they been in the same room. “I’m clinging to the side of the barge, bleeding from the scalp.” But Greta and Big Swiss were not in the same room, or even the same building. Greta was miles away, sitting at a desk in her own house, wearing only headphones, fingerless gloves, a kimono, and legwarmers. Her job was to transcribe this disembodied voice, to tap out its exact words, along with those of the person Big Swiss was talking to, a sex and relationship coach who called himself, without a hint of irony, Om. His real (and perfectly good) name was Bruce, and Big Swiss was one of his many clients. Nearly everyone in Hudson, New York, where Greta lived, had spilled their guts on this man’s couch. He was writing a book, of course, and had hired Greta to transcribe his sessions. So far, she’d produced perhaps three dozen transcripts, for which he paid her twenty-five dollars an hour. At Greta’s previous job, she’d sorted and counted pills, and then she put the pills in bottles, and when the patient picked up the Rx, they talked to Greta about their turds. ## Books with a similar feel - [Milk Fed by Melissa Broder](https://uncovered.ink/read/milk-fed-melissa-broder.md) - [Conversations with Friends by Sally Rooney](https://uncovered.ink/read/conversations-with-friends-sally-rooney.md) - [James by Percival Everett](https://uncovered.ink/read/james-percival-everett.md) - [The Fell by Sarah Moss](https://uncovered.ink/read/the-fell-sarah-moss.md) - [The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton](https://uncovered.ink/read/the-age-of-innocence-edith-wharton.md) - [My Friends by Fredrik Backman](https://uncovered.ink/read/my-friends-fredrik-backman.md) --- Source: Uncovered (https://uncovered.ink). A short sample shown for reading and discovery. Rights holders can request removal at https://uncovered.ink/takedown.